“Faster than the speed of light and an urge to collect golden rings.”
 
Presented here is one Potion of Haste, carefully prepared with the finest of ingredients from across the magical and mundane realms. It has been blended, purified, inspected, and bottled according to the strictest measures, set forth by the Ministry of Magic. Rest assured, when the time comes, be confident that a potion from Laughing Hyena Magical Emporium will not disappoint you
 
You will receive one single-use glass vial of this potion, sealed by cork, and dipped in wax to ensure the potency of your potion. It will be tagged and packaged with the utmost care to ensure the safest delivery.